Giggle on Hayes & Harlington station

oh this was so funny today as someone opened their Daily Mail paper to read on the platform while we all waited for the train to London..... Got us all talking and giggling.... have to own up from me seeing this over someones shoulder could not resist a remark which set us all off....... :-)

no wonder the PM had a spring in her step lately and her kitten shoes clattering with greater vibration in the corridors of power...... seems she has been .... cough.. er ... pumping iron several times a week...;-) 

Dear Donald, I have to tell you that I can no longer hold your hand I have to tell you have found another lover....... I hope you will understand but he has more staying power than you ...I know you hold a lot of power in the world but my world in the gym and the locker room have taken me to new heights........ love my pumpety pump with him. Do not be sad and I have enclosed a box of hankies from Harrods for you to wipe your tears from our break up..

lol